Big Bike Results
Hi everyone!
Well, I did the hard slog on the Big Bike on Tuesday. It was a gorgeous day, but quite hot, so lots of water was needed to hydrate the donors.
Thanks to your generous contributions, I raised a total of zero dollars and zero cents for the Heart and Stroke Foundation of Ontario. You know how much free stuff that got me? DIDDLY-SQUAT. It actually created a free-stuff black hole, so all the free stuff I've previously got in my life time actually disappeared. Thanks a freaking lot.
Bastards. Utter bastards.
posted by Josh at 11:37 pm
3 Comments:
I think all who read about the BIG BIKE and the possibility of "free stuff" for you were mildly concerned it would be a pink sex toy. The idea of you walking around with a pink sex toy in your pocket gives me the heebie jeebies, which is why I could not support your cause. Very sorry.
Iain
June 10, 2006 11:18 am
I'm sorry, I haven't been visiting this site so I didn't know! But next time I see you, you will get a free beer to toss into that black hole!
- Stu
June 12, 2006 1:10 pm
I have free stuff for you Josh, programs and games. But in order for me to send it to you I need more picturs of your breasts and this mysterious pink sex toy posted on your blog. NHA!
Bonus points if I hear about you using the FLOP OUT THE WANG technique.
June 15, 2006 12:30 pm
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